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The Mighty Boosh Meme
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
1. Howard kissed you:
orgasm
2. Vince kissed you:
DIE
for I have lived
3. Naboo kissed you:
slightly smaller orgasm
4. Fossil kissed you:
yum <3
5. You were in charge of the Zoo:
Make Howard head zoo keeper!
and Vince'd be my secretary <3
6. Miss Giddeon called you fat:
punch that bitch out
8. You became a shaman:
who says I'm not already?
9. You were asked to join the Mighty Boosh:
SUPER ORGASM
10. You had to choose between electro and jazz funk:
def electro. Jazz makes me go red
CRUSH TEST:
1. You love Vince, Howard, Fossil, Giddeon, Bollo, Johnny TwoHats, The Hitcher, Naboo, Jack, Charlie Gum, or any other character in the series?
I love them all! But I still love Noel more
2. Would you kiss them?
eternally
3. Would you hug them?
infinity
4. Would you sleep with them?
ORGY
srsly
5. Would you marry them?
I'd try to marry Vince... he'd get bored of me pretty quickly
but with Howard it'd be forever, sir!
6. Would you hate them?
NEVER!
7. Would you dump them?
nooooo!
8. Would you rape them?
hmmmmm... nah
9. Would you have tea with them?
with extra sugar and some strawberry bootlaces
10. Would you invite a panda to come with you?
eurgh god no, fat tart
BASIC KNOWLEDGE TEST:
1. Who is the King of the mods?
these questions are bullshit
2. What is Charlie Gum's story? And is it intelligent or retarded?
everyone fucking knows the Charlie story! STFU
3. Did Bollo die?
yes
but did he really?
4. Who has been known for his shining mirror balls?
LOOK AT THEM SHINE
5. Where did Vince get his red cowboy boots from?
this is making me physically sick
6. Does Johnny Two Hats get another hat later?
wanker
7. What gem is compared to the size of a toddler's head briefly?
nonce
8. Is Fossil able to get all the animals names right? Without the talk box?
titbox
9. How did Howard defeat the kangaroo?
absolute spanner
10. How does the Sandpaper man get gloves?
daft plum
RANDOMNESS/RESPONSE TEST:
1. Howard has taken a liking to wearing a bra.
keeps his knockers in check.
2. Naboo is technically doing acts of incest.
VINCENT! no!
3. You have to rub sunscreen on Vince's hair at the beach.
smack him, he's obviously gone mad.
sunscreen would ruin his hair!
4. Fossil dances naked over the Russian Bear cage in front of students visitting the zoo.
I've got it on film
5. The Hitcher threatens you with his very large thumb.
suck him off--um, I mean run away?
6. Jazzfunk and Electro mix together.
"Is that like...an inuendo for Vince and Howard have started bummin'?"
fffffffyes
7. You are asked to make your own crimp.
Tryina make pudding stir it up stir it up
but we're all out of cream
grab a chocolate slimfast
looks like beans
smells like beans
tastes like beans
ooooooh, the pudding tiiiiiimes~
8. You are lost in a forest and a monkey wants to steal your face because you are a man.
I will never sleep
9. A blind white man thinks hes black.
oh Lester, that's why I hang out with you. You crack me up.
10. You are sentenced to a Hubba Bubba nightmare.
Genius, he'd better stay away from my hair though.
If he even comes near my hair, I'll kill him.
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